: The young man runs to his parents with good news: they wrote about him in the newspaper! A short note says how he got drunk under a horse. Triumphing, the hero runs to show the newspaper to others.

Late in the evening, excited and disheveled, Mitya Kuldarov flew into his parents' apartment and ran around the rooms. Parents had already gone to bed, my sister was reading a novel, and my younger high school brothers had long slept. With his sudden and violent invasion, Mitya aroused the family, everyone jumped up from their beds and gathered around him.

Laughing from happiness, he said that they wrote about him in the newspaper.

How happy i am Oh my God! After all, they only print about famous people in newspapers, but then they took it and printed about me! ‹...› Now all of Russia knows about me!

Mitya presented the relatives with a newspaper and made his father read aloud.

The note said that the college registrar Dmitry Kuldarov, leaving the pub in a state of intoxication, slipped and fell in front of the horse of the cab standing here. The frightened horse crossed over Kuldarov, dragged the sled with the merchant sitting in them and rushed along the street where it was stopped by the janitors.Kuldarov, who received a blow from the shafts on the back of his head ...

“I'm talking about being deaf, dad.” Farther! Read on!

... was taken to the police station, examined by a doctor and released.

Triumphant, shining with happiness, Mitya put the newspaper in his pocket and rushed to tell all his friends and relatives about his fame.